I'm In Love With A Cereal Killer

As You May No Im Currently In A Relationship That's. Not All That Normal Some May Say Down Right Scarry How I Came To No My Future Wife Was A Killer lol Well...

One Day We Wear Talking About Ice Cream And i Asked Her Wood You Share Your Ice Cream
with Me When We Got Married She Began To Evily Laughf And She Said No Way...
Then Ten Mins Into The Conversation Dont No How It Got Started.

But We Wear Talking About How We Wood Buy Technology Theft Proof To Protect Our Ice Cream And Boy Was My Hunny A Psycho She Talked About How She Wood Use A Body Heat Sensor And If The Wrong Tempt Wood Touch It Medeal Spikes Will Spring Out Of The Stone Cold Carton.

Ther For Punkchering And Wouding In Her Words {The Filty Basterd Will Drop To His Knees And Bleed To Death}...

Well Thats It For Me Next Time I No Better Not To Touch Her Ice Cream.. P.S For The Love Of God Someone Help Me I'm Sooooo Affaird !!!!!! {whispering Voice}
SEND HELP !!!!!!!

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